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Zero Cool

by Zero Cool

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1.
Praying For The End 01:06
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Schizo 01:53
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It’s really fucking crowded sitting in this empty room There is no escape from my schizophrenic womb My body a weapon my mind is in decay We’ll watch these assholes play (x2) My ranting are a river flowing through the city bus They’ll get under your skin and flow outta you like pus You’re done with it you’re sick of me like moldy cottage cheese With a middle finger in my face reflecting my disease Cuz I don’t wanna do what the voices tell me to They tell me I’m a schizo Tell me I’m a schizo In my head God I love my Ativan I sunk my battleship I rewrote the bible using only bacon strips I’m not one for proverbs but have you heard of “they?” Bugs Bunny is a Nazi and He shot J.F.K. I’ll tell you of the future forget about your past Feeling the caress of dead hands of the past A prophet? A Mystic? Sit under my tree. Jesus, Buddha , Allah, ain’t got shit on me Cuz I don’t wanna do...
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Tarsands Lament 02:03
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There’s a place in Alberta where all hells breaking loose money flows like water and the toxins do too government doesn’t care cuz they’re all on the take selling out our future for their own pockets sake cuz nothing lives here anymore sold our city out like a two bit fucking whore no one gives a shit anyways look the other way and go collect your pay there’s a place in the east acid in the rain lakes all smell like shit and poison on the plains they say its “acceptable” they say that it’s “fine” but my friend in the end it’s a matter of time till nothing lives here anymore sold our city out like a two bit fucking whore no one gives a shit anyways look the other way and go collect your pay
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No Brain 02:24
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An edict came down from the Pigs the other day 3,000,000 people shut their ears the cattle mooed in unison while farmers shoveled in political feces domineered if you think the latter you’re either stupid or insane you’re not an idiot you’ve just got no… no brain The pigs all decided that intelligence was not a privilege or a right While other animals were concerned with meager things The pig autocracy will thrive If you think the latter…
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Ikea 02:04
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Moved out on my own and I own fuck all So I took my broke ass to the local shopping mall It all costs too much I can’t afford jack so I’m going to Ikea for a Holmsta and a Lack But my allen key fits in every hole And it really is a part of me And I Love Ikea (you have no idea) Everything is cheap they pack it oh so tight But directions make no sense and ill be here all night I filled my apartment for around $400 But if I have to move again that’s when I’ll be fucked But my allen key fits in every hole And it really is a part of me And I Love Ikea (you have no idea)
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Nobody Knows 02:03
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Alone in the dark I see you You’re no help to anybody There’s a couple things that come to mind dear when you think about it but it seems to me that nobody nobody knows I wait here for someone Can’t hear you don’t want to There’s a couple things... Why do I want to survive In a world of fucking lies Baby Cries Sympathize sympathize with me And all you’ll ever be between you and me A disease a disease won’t you please leave You’re full of shit you’re a hypocrite and the worst part is Is nobody knows.
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Contract 02:40
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I don’t care what you say I can’t see you every day I gotta have my own space don’t leave your clothes at my place Girl I never asked for this Contract sealed with a kiss Try to put me in your chains girl you’re driving me insane Cuz I didn’t ask for this contract sealed with a kiss I can’t be the answer to your search for eternal bliss I’m just like a grain of sand try to hold me in your hand But I just slip away You can say I’m your man But I don’t think I can Be the guy you need me to be It’s on the wall why can’t you read You leave your toothbrush at my pad introduce me to your mom and dad Try to put me in your chains girl you’re driving me insane Cuz I didn’t ask for this contract sealed with a kiss I can’t be the answer to your search for eternal bliss I’m just like a grain of sand try to hold me in your hand But I just slip away One more time!
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Cardigans & Chloroform 03:37
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Grinning teeth and a cardigan he welcomes me Nervously he bites his lip while his brow begins to sweat Who’s that man in the corner of the room he’s fast asleep “He’s tired from the last visitor, McFeely is his name” Mr. Rogers – This is all really fun Mr. Rogers – Our time had just begun Mr. Rogers - Why did you draw the shade? Mr. Rogers - What’s in this lemonade? What’s with that look in your eye? Getting sleepy… Is that a knife?!?!? “Cardigans and Chloroform kid your future looks forlorn While Josie looks the other way you will be my loving slave Bound with love’s extension cord I’m your master no your lord It’s a beautiful day in the Neighborhood It’s a beautiful day for killing you” Mr. Rogers, is having fun Mr. Rogers, what have you done? Trolley chimes a saddened song He locks the door Psalms begin to fill the air a chill goes down my spine Puppets now surrounding me eyes painted with pain Their wooden hands put a cloth around my mouth Mr. Rogers – What smells like Chloroform? Mr. Rogers – Rough sex and ultra porn Mr. Rogers – What’s under your floorboards? Mr. Rogers – This smells like Chloroform “Chloroform and cardigans nothing tastes quite like kids After love has had Its way I will perform the chefs ballet. Oh dear my knife has had a fit, and cut you into little bits. It’s a Beautiful day in the neighborhood, It’s a Beautiful day for eating you.” Mr. Rogers, is having fun Mr. Rogers, what have you done?
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Another Damn Problem (A.D.P.) 01:55
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Your mind defined, a fucking waste of time Your life your wife, priorities not right No skills, more pills, not enough to pay the bills You tell anybody and no one gives a shit You spread your illusion; it’s just more confusion You spread your religion; it’s your indecision Ego so cool come down to earth you fool It’s wrong it’s right you’ve given up the fight Karma so fast, gonna bite yo ass, You tell everybody and one gives a shit You spread your Delusion; it’s just thought pollution You spread your religion; it’s your indecision
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Apathy 02:01
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Time to beat that horse again Mushroomclouded dawn of man No more passion only angst Compassions gone here come the tanks We don’t care You must feed Watch us bleed Apathy Love is drowning watch it die No one to help and you’re bone dry Watch it struggle scream and fight How well did you sleep last night We don’t care You must feed Watch us bleed Apathy
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Mormon House Party 02:05
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Pictionary Pokemon No ones puking on my lawn Ginger ale in my fridge grandmas here she’s playing bridge Cuz I don’t wanna go to the Mormon house party Yeah we’re getting down tonight Molly Mormon looks alight R.P.s here they’re back for good we’re partying with Peter Priesthood Cuz I don’t wanna go to the Mormon house party Donny Osmond and Marie played until the nth degree Steve remixed this little ditty party like it’s Salt Lake City Cuz…
12.
Popcorn Theory 01:22
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Genetically modified to want what we don’t need We’ve slit modesty’s throat and we pay to watch her bleed The self-mutilating hymn is on everybody’s tongue Never mind the consequences we’ll just damn the nation’s young The nations getting larger but intelligence the same Never mind the price we pay to subsidize the game Inflation is the word they use to make their bullshit prose It doesn’t matter what they sell you need it and will pay through the nose It’s Greed We all gather round while scruples circle the drain It’s a little ironic to support them then complain Apathy’s the hand that gives your tithe to their purse Supply and demand really is the nation’s curse. It’s Greed The plight of the lesser man.
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Homeless 01:23
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Fuck the mortgage Squatters rights Food and shelter divided by fights Shoulda woulda this said a thousand times My will to live is nickels and dimes Booze, Drugs, Sex, I’m Homeless Economic cripple shunned by everyone Societies to blame for what I’ve become Forgotten by no one and everybody else One left to blame no one but myself Booze, Drugs, Sex, I’m Homeless
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We're Not Fugazi / Servitude is Born 01:57
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We're not Fugazi (Traditional) Servitude is Born Will power forgotten, Insight Forlorn Nubiles invaded by the golden generation Slaves are helpless victims to their own additions Living to die their bodies not their own We’ve put a price on peoples’ lives Autonomy forgotten Dependancy adapted, servitude is born.
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Stinky Britches 00:15
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This is the third and final "full length" album. It was recorded over 2 years. why? no idea. Maybe I'll get someone to review it and post something better here. -KP

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released July 1, 2017

Band:
KP: Guitar
Phil: Bass
Darren: Guitar
Andy: Drums

Vienna Sausage Boys Choir: Matt Cunningham, Randal Graves, Jason Goodall, Mike Hideous, Keelan Mallo-Smith, Jim Nowhere, and Joey Woods.

Keys (on Ikea): Martin Peet
Album Art: Malice
Recorded, Mixed, Mastered: KP
Produced By: Zero Cool


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