lyrics
Excuse me sir may i borrow your arm?
and maybe your leg
i'm in a bit of a bind
whats it gonna take to
help your fellow kind?
sorry honey can't afford the groceries this month
my rent went up 300 bucks
my landlord is a cunt
Then i saw the ad
the answer to my prayers
for 50 bucks a month
it said
Wanna live in my shed?
No heat, No Power
but a roof is over head
so what if i got a fucking
lawnmower in my bed
my wife, she left
but this you oughta know
i don't get fucking lonely
i got a fucking hoe
and maybe your leg
i'm in a bit of a bind
whats it gonna take to
help your fellow kind?
sorry honey can't afford the groceries this month
my rent went up 300 bucks
my landlord is a cunt
Then i saw the ad
the answer to my prayers
for 50 bucks a month
it said
Wanna live in my shed?
No heat, No Power
but a roof is over head
so what if i got a fucking
lawnmower in my bed
my wife, she left
but this you oughta know
i don't get fucking lonely
i got a fucking hoe
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Zero Cool Edmonton
Punk Fuckin’ Rock from one of the coldest places in the world! What do the the Zero Cool dudes do during the freezing Canadian winter months? They write the best punk medleys the world’s ever seen. Edmonton will never be the same and neither will your ears! ... more
discography
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Mar 2008
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Zero Cool recommends:
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Our good friends Down The Hatch put out an album, Fiasco! Its awesome. We even mailed a copy of it down to Chuck Livid to try and get him to sign them.
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Space Goat Coast to Coast
by Down the HatchThe follow up EP to Fiasco! Your ears won't quite know what deliciousness hit them.
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Suicidal Tendencies
by Suicidal Tendenciesfeatured on Bandcamp Radio Mar 17, 2023
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