about
Metric, not the band, the unit of measurement. So much Metric.
lyrics
Moved out on my own and I own fuck all
So I took my broke ass to the local shopping mall
It all costs too much I can’t afford jack so
I’m going to Ikea for a Holmsta and a Lack
But my allen key fits in every hole
And it really is a part of me
And I Love Ikea (you have no idea)
Everything is cheap they pack it oh so tight
But directions make no sense and ill be here all night
I filled my apartment for around $400
But if I have to move again that’s when I’ll be fucked
But my allen key fits in every hole
And it really is a part of me
And I Love Ikea (you have no idea)
So I took my broke ass to the local shopping mall
It all costs too much I can’t afford jack so
I’m going to Ikea for a Holmsta and a Lack
But my allen key fits in every hole
And it really is a part of me
And I Love Ikea (you have no idea)
Everything is cheap they pack it oh so tight
But directions make no sense and ill be here all night
I filled my apartment for around $400
But if I have to move again that’s when I’ll be fucked
But my allen key fits in every hole
And it really is a part of me
And I Love Ikea (you have no idea)
credits
from Zero Cool,
released July 1, 2017
Keys: Martin Peet
Keys: Martin Peet
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Zero Cool Edmonton
Punk Fuckin’ Rock from one of the coldest places in the world! What do the the Zero Cool dudes do during the freezing Canadian winter months? They write the best punk medleys the world’s ever seen. Edmonton will never be the same and neither will your ears! ... more
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